Please Stop Matchmaking
by Lawrence D. Weinberg 8/16/94 (a parody to the tune of "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey)

She was frum from birth, livin' in a black hat world
She'd eaten Shabbos lunch almost everywhere . . .
Just a B T boy, practically raised a goy
He'd eaten Shabbos lunch almost everywhere . . .
Baal koreh layns haftorah's tune, kiddish wine and kichel too
Over lunch they must share their lives
It goes on and on and on and on . . .
(chorus)
Strangers dating, in airports and hotel lobbies
Their shadchans searching through files
Yentas gabbais, everybody has a cousin
Hiding somewhere after fish

Working hard to find a match
Everybody wants a catch
Praying everytime this one is nice, and not too old
Some will win, some will lose
Some of them will stay and shmooze
The rabbi's speech never ends, it goes on and on and on and on . . .

(chorus)

Please stop matchmaking
Not everybody wants a shiddach
Yentas cousins