Picked Yourself a Judge
(a parody by Lawrence D. Weinberg, to the tune "Got Yourself a Gun," the theme 
to the Sopranos)

You woke up this morning
picked yourself a judge
Rehnquist said it's time for
Roe to be Gone.

He said, you've got  four out of five votes
You need half of  nine
But Specter's writing questions
With Alito in his eyes.

You woke up this morning.
Hariet Meirs Gone.
Your papa had a chance
Got one appointment wrong

But Alito answers good baby
Confirmation a Matter of time (vote about it)
Senate questions
Looking Alito in the eyes.

You woke up this morning
Iraq turned upside down
Things ain't been the same
Since Libby had to leave town.

But you've got  four out of five votes
You got that swagger fine
Roe in your cross-hairs
And Alito looking fine.